#Quotations

#funnyquote she said "I wanted to f*ck so bad it was like i could feel a dick inside me lmao" hahaha dead

RT @617patrick: "If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" Homer Simpson #funny

RT @Lavanyaj: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. #funnyquotes

RT @mayooresan: ROFL RT @Lavanyaj: First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!" Second Guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive." #funnyquotes

with increasin’ hell on earth. i can picture heaven to be a lonely place… #fun #funnyquotes #funny #bollywood

"A rich man’s joke is always funny." #funnyquote

"I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde #funnyquotes

"There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Franklin. #funnyQuotes

"He’s so optimistic he’d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants." #funnyquotes

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. - Edgar Howe #funnyquote

Good Nite Guys! Peace & Happiness I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him? - Jerry Seinfeld #funnyquote

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller #funnyquote

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher." Socrates. #funny

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. Mark Twain #funnyquote

Wish I’d stop wishing – Edmund Daniel #FunnyQuotes @edmunddaniel a famous artist from Indonesia.. ?

@edmunddaniel: @TarotBoy: Wish I’d stop wishing. Anonymous. #FunnyQuotes –haha that was my tweet! :p ? yes it is.. ;)


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